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In This Issue

• Celebrate Our Appendix!
• Alternative Motherhood
• Gossip and Nudity: Interview with the Gossip
• Letters to the Feditors
• The Colombia Spectador
• Yowie! How the Brazilians do bikini wax
• Making Waves
• Am I Naked or Nude?
• Marauding Interviewer: Dwarves Fascinated by Own Pants
• Big Nudity Exam
• Point – Counterpoint
• ‘Is It Cold In Here?’
• News Briefs
• News Quiz: Do you know about the important events going on in your world?
• Eight Situations In Which I Am Naked
• Get Your Hands Off Me You Damn, Dirty Apes
• Naked Haikus
• Naked Horoscopes
• This is Not a Naked Santa
• THEY Watch
• The Staff of 16.8

Katie O'Shea

Aries

Like Sarah Jessica Parker in State and Maine, you like to protect your dignity, and often decide not to bare yourself flippantly. In reality, you're about as hard to get as Dennis Rodman, so why don't you give over the goods?

Taurus

I have good news for your future. But I forgot. Cause I'm naked... under my clothes. Oh yeah. Buck naked under my clothes.

Gemini

You think yourself best naked, but let's face it, that's just wishful thinking.

Cancer

You, Cancer, will go out the same way you came in: naked, and inside a woman.

Leo

A lot of people establish a reputation for themselves for speaking "The Naked Truth". You find this honorable, yet still feel horrible when they point out your insecurities and weaknesses. How can you fix this problem, Leo? By realizing that those people are evil bastards who mask their spite and hatred with the "guise" of truth. Explain this to them with a quick jab in the trachea.

Virgo

It's cool if your roommate appreciates his/her nakedness, and catching him/her lounging in a birthday suit once in awhile is fine. But draw the line when "naked time" is scheduled from 4-5 Wednesdays and Fridays with your significant other.

Libra

It's funny how the things you most want can be the source of the most serious problems. Or it WAS funny, until your new pouty lips exploded into full-blown herpes.

Scorpio

Someone once called you a fatty, and the term wounded you thoroughly. Tomorrow when you get out of the shower, take a long look at yourself in the mirror. Wouldn't you rather be huggably soft than lose a lot of weight and have long flaps of skin hanging off your bones, Fatty?

Sagittarius

You seldom think before diving into things. You ought to be more careful. My cousin lost his frontal lobe that way.

Capricorn

The time for planning is just about over. The time for action is here. This time, don't forget anything in the phonebooth. Without the cape, you're really just that crazy man with underwear on the outside.

Aquarius

Your employer may consider you an asset, but the money has not been flowing directly into your pocket, as it should be. Don't worry, I bet you he's just been putting it on the nightstand before he leaves in the morning.

Pisces

You're finally starting to feel like you belong, Pisces. People around you are being drawn to your charms and quirky sense of humor. But I know you, Pisces. YOU are not cool.