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Issue 16.8: The Nekkid Issue
Posted: March 2001

Big Nudity Exam

A question for the ages: “naked” or “nude”? Test your knowledge!

Laura Kolb


Are the following individuals naked or nude?

a) The hairy kid who streaked your freshman floor repeatedly during Orientation Week because he lived near the bathroom and figured no one would notice if he ran reeeaal fast.

b) The fellow who won the first Survivor

c) Botticelli's Venus

d) The Opium model artistically writhing across a two page spread in the latest Vogue

 

Answers: naked, naked, nude, none of the above