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Issue 17.1: Orientation
Posted: September 1, 2001

The Staff of 17.1

editor-in-chief

meghan keane

managing Editor

ted scharff

publisher

edward ehrbar

submissions editor

paul campion

associate board

shannon ferguson
liz gorinsky
jeff harris
mark kuba
noah luck-easterly
amy phillips
ian sullivan
kate sullivan

contributors

jo hafford
rachel katz
katie o'shea
ben schwartz

thanks to

last year's freshmen
a sense of closure
lysol
soylent green


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1. Nobody saw nothing.
2. When I haver, well I know i'm gonna be. I'm gonna be the one who havers after you.
3. We were all rejected from Yale.

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