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In This Issue
- Blind Guy Shows Us the Way
- Columbia's Cruel Iron Maiden
- Letter From the Editor
- Daddy Was a Shrink; Momma Was a Street Corner.
- Columbia Socialist Pronounces ‘Bourgeois’ The Right Way
- Holiday Thoughts for the Dysfunctional
- Dear Alma Mater
- Columbia Vs. Colombia
- WHAT TYPE OF DYSFUNCTIONAL IS YOUR FAMILY?
- Uncut Tales of Dysfunctional Literacy
- White Boys Need Money
- I Am So Not a Man
- Press 'M' for Mezzanine... if Ye be Brave Enough
- Your Daily (read: Monthly) Horoscope
- Wacky Fun Whitey: Evil Just Like your Mom
- Newsbriefs
- THEY Watch
- The Staff of 17.4
The Staff of 17.4
Board of Editors
Meghan Keane
editor-in-chief
Edward Ehrbar
publisher
Paul Campion
head submissions editor
Ted Scharff
managing editor
Associate Board
noah luck easterly
liz gorinsky
jail gee run
jeff harris
tobin manackal
jacob mermelstein
erik moser
amy phillips
ian sullivan
kate sullivan
Contributors
steven attewall
john ellis
susanna fogel
jo hafford
ethan heitner
matt hoffman
mike ilardi
robin koytcheff
mark kuba
matt lippert
mike noble
katie o'shea
ehi oviasu
erika palmer
ben schwartz
adam watson
Thanks to
Syphilis
Headline! Headline! Headline! Headline!
erik's belly - it's so nice to touch, its like a bowling ball!
all things qeer
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