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Posted: November 3, 2001
In This Issue
- Blind Guy Shows Us the Way
- Columbia's Cruel Iron Maiden
- Letter From the Editor
- Daddy Was a Shrink; Momma Was a Street Corner.
- Columbia Socialist Pronounces ‘Bourgeois’ The Right Way
- Holiday Thoughts for the Dysfunctional
- Dear Alma Mater
- Columbia Vs. Colombia
- WHAT TYPE OF DYSFUNCTIONAL IS YOUR FAMILY?
- Uncut Tales of Dysfunctional Literacy
- White Boys Need Money
- I Am So Not a Man
- Press 'M' for Mezzanine... if Ye be Brave Enough
- Your Daily (read: Monthly) Horoscope
- Wacky Fun Whitey: Evil Just Like your Mom
- Newsbriefs
- THEY Watch
- The Staff of 17.4

