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In This Issue
- Happy VD
- I Want to Be A Matzoh, Matzoh Man
- Letters to the Feditor
- Lee Bollinger Asks: Are You Hot or Not?
- I Hate New York. Now More than Ever.
- Ab Electrocution Devices Found to be Shockingly Unsafe
- Waking up Gay On Sesame Street
- Lunchables for a Dysfunctional World
- Bad Places to Wake Up
- Removing Used Sex Partners is Simple & Fun!
- Columbia University, a.k.a. Outkast's Bitch
- Report from the Frontline-Dancing
- Anarchists betray the goals of liberal politics
- In defense of not defending - but instead attacking - TA Unionization
- A Crash Course In Punk
- R.I.P. What Bar
- Damn You, Nickelodeon
- Newsbriefs del Pueblo
- Pulpit Fiction
- Horoscopes? Why, yes. Horoscopes.
- Angry Cell Phone Guy Turns Me On (Real Hard)
- Fruitloop and Dandy
- Another View of The Fed
- THEY Watch
- The Staff of 17.6
Letters to the Feditor
The Fed runs smack into the language barrier
Subject: Please reply todate. This is most urgent
Dear Sir,
Please let us have the pro-forma invoice by email duly subscription agent discounted towards the annual subscription to:
Title : The Fedlist Newspaper (Federalist)
Period : From Jan 2002 to Dec 2002
Awaiting your early reply.
Regards,
Saeed A. Rahman
dear sir,
can't say i follow your last email. if you'd like to clarify, i'd be glad to comply
meghan keane
editor-in-chief
fedlist
Subject: Re: Please reply todate. This is most urgent
Proform Invoice means bill and duly subscription agent discounted means that the bill must be agency discounted
Please let us know the subscription price of the "Fedlist Newspaper (Federalist)" towards the 1-year
Mr. Rahman
I really don't understand why you want our paper if you do not speak English.
Adventures in babysitting
Date: Wed, 06 Feb 2002 06:37:51 +0000
From: Bret Rodysill <________@hotmail.com>
To: thefed@columbia.edu
To Whom it May Concern,
My name is Bret Rodysill and I applied to Columbia Colllege as an
undergraduate. I write a humor/opinion column for my school newspaper
in Minnesota and I would like to continue writing for The Fed at
Columbia. In my column I attempt to write about issues that will
agitate conversation within the school community, but with a humorous
slant. I will be at Columbia visiting on Thursday February 14th and
Friday the 15th. I was wondering if during that time a member of your
staff could meet with me, possibly read one of my columns, and
determine whether you felt I would be a good match for The Fed or not.
Thank you for your time. I really appreciate it.
Sincerely,
Bret Rodysill
Dear Bret,
We
appreciate your interest. However, I find it a little presumptuous of
you to assume that you will be admitted to Columbia just because you
applied. I certainly hope that you are not relying on connections with
the Fed to sway the admissions board. They hate us. Anyway, since
you'll be visiting on Valentine's Day, the entire Fed staff will be
more than happy to spend the day with you, as long as you are willing
to engage in a little butt sex.
Sincerely,
Edward Ehrbar, Publisher