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Posted: February 14, 2002
In This Issue
- Happy VD
- I Want to Be A Matzoh, Matzoh Man
- Letters to the Feditor
- Lee Bollinger Asks: Are You Hot or Not?
- I Hate New York. Now More than Ever.
- Ab Electrocution Devices Found to be Shockingly Unsafe
- Waking up Gay On Sesame Street
- Lunchables for a Dysfunctional World
- Bad Places to Wake Up
- Removing Used Sex Partners is Simple & Fun!
- Columbia University, a.k.a. Outkast's Bitch
- Report from the Frontline-Dancing
- Anarchists betray the goals of liberal politics
- In defense of not defending - but instead attacking - TA Unionization
- A Crash Course In Punk
- R.I.P. What Bar
- Damn You, Nickelodeon
- Newsbriefs del Pueblo
- Pulpit Fiction
- Horoscopes? Why, yes. Horoscopes.
- Angry Cell Phone Guy Turns Me On (Real Hard)
- Fruitloop and Dandy
- Another View of The Fed
- THEY Watch
- The Staff of 17.6
Lunchables for a Dysfunctional World
Billy Q. Fakename
Renata Bystritsky
Anorexic Lunchables
Vacuum-packed scent of rotisserie chicken
3 packets of Sweet'N'Low
Marlboro Ultra Light 100
Poor Irish Lunchables
Beer
Black potato
Edible tool belt
Bully Lunchables
Switchblade
Jester Lunchables
Kosher Triscuit
Pygmy Dill Pickle
Funny Accents Activity Page
Hippie Lunchables
Hemp salad
Tofoclate (It's chocolate made from tofu!)
Patchuli Jell-O
Yuppie Lunchables
50 bucks
Cell phone
Menu
Appalachian Lunchables
Fillet of Ma
Wood chips
Small leaf pile and matches