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In This Issue
- Happy VD
- I Want to Be A Matzoh, Matzoh Man
- Letters to the Feditor
- Lee Bollinger Asks: Are You Hot or Not?
- I Hate New York. Now More than Ever.
- Ab Electrocution Devices Found to be Shockingly Unsafe
- Waking up Gay On Sesame Street
- Lunchables for a Dysfunctional World
- Bad Places to Wake Up
- Removing Used Sex Partners is Simple & Fun!
- Columbia University, a.k.a. Outkast's Bitch
- Report from the Frontline-Dancing
- Anarchists betray the goals of liberal politics
- In defense of not defending - but instead attacking - TA Unionization
- A Crash Course In Punk
- R.I.P. What Bar
- Damn You, Nickelodeon
- Newsbriefs del Pueblo
- Pulpit Fiction
- Horoscopes? Why, yes. Horoscopes.
- Angry Cell Phone Guy Turns Me On (Real Hard)
- Fruitloop and Dandy
- Another View of The Fed
- THEY Watch
- The Staff of 17.6
Bad Places to Wake Up
Pia Ambardar
Next to Grandpa
"Why is there an extra set of teeth in my mouth?"
In Alma Mater's Lap
"You never close your eyes anymore when I kiss your lips... Be straight up with me Alma, have you been getting with Hamilton behind my back? I realize he stays hard a lot longer than I can, but he doesn't love you the way I do!!"
Mudd
"That was lamer than hooking up in the stacks, but I'm glad I could be a part of the highlight of your life.
New Jersey
"Do all the girls here have smelly pussies?"
Petting Zoo
"Whoo, that was certainly one way to ride a horse. Wait a minute...why is there a webcam in a petting zoo?"
On Top
...of your uncle. During the family reunion. Right before the drinking games.
Bathroom of SoHa
"God, my ass is sore."