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In This Issue
- The Spec Almost Led Me Into White Slavery
- Where Have All the Strippers Gone?
- Abused by Geriatrics Without Prozac
- Letters to the Editor(s)
- Marauding Interviewer
- Free to Speak? Shut Up!
- Where It's Safe to Sodomize
- Unionized Columbians Become Denizens of Primal Gangland
- CAVA Shifts Focus from Medicine to Profitability
- Garment Grabber Liberates Clothes From Floor
- Legless Pigeon Recounts Tales of Early Abuse
- Geek has +9 Indifference Cloak Against Discrimination
- Columbia Hits Me Where the Bruises Will Never Show
- We Have a Film Critic?
- The Future Is Now, and It's Pointing and Laughing
- Juice Review - A Mango Juice Odyssey
- Fed Favorites
- I Hate You Damn Happy People
- Your Pets Will Be Waiting for You in Hell
- Fruitloop and Dandy
- Wacky Fun Abuse!
- My AIM is True
- A Word from Our Advertisers
- THEY Watch
- The Staff of 17.7
Fed Favorites
Meghan Keane
Jew Review
Saul Bellow **** Sweaty writing Jew. That's the way we like him.
Lenny Kravitz ** Leonard tried to get through by calling himself Romeo Blue. And now he's referred to as the new Jimi Hendrix? Yeah, maybe as a drag queen and crappy Jew.
Sarah Jessica Parker *** Debunking the myth that Jewish women have big butts.
Woody Allen **** Although Mr. Allen Konigsberg has made some disturbing movies, we still like the little Jewmeister.
Phillip Roth ***** Roth writes about neuroses and guilt like they're going out of style. Alright.
Anne Frank ***** The camera loved her, and she knew the value of a zloty.
Kevin Costner ** Not a lot of Jewin' going on with the Costner. Or a whole lot of success.
David Lee Roth * Name Anglicization + community college drop-out = lousy Jew.
Jew Revue
