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In This Issue
- The Spec Almost Led Me Into White Slavery
- Where Have All the Strippers Gone?
- Abused by Geriatrics Without Prozac
- Letters to the Editor(s)
- Marauding Interviewer
- Free to Speak? Shut Up!
- Where It's Safe to Sodomize
- Unionized Columbians Become Denizens of Primal Gangland
- CAVA Shifts Focus from Medicine to Profitability
- Garment Grabber Liberates Clothes From Floor
- Legless Pigeon Recounts Tales of Early Abuse
- Geek has +9 Indifference Cloak Against Discrimination
- Columbia Hits Me Where the Bruises Will Never Show
- We Have a Film Critic?
- The Future Is Now, and It's Pointing and Laughing
- Juice Review - A Mango Juice Odyssey
- Fed Favorites
- I Hate You Damn Happy People
- Your Pets Will Be Waiting for You in Hell
- Fruitloop and Dandy
- Wacky Fun Abuse!
- My AIM is True
- A Word from Our Advertisers
- THEY Watch
- The Staff of 17.7
The Staff of 17.7
Board of Editors
editor-in-chief
meghan keane
publisher
edward ehrbar
head submissions editor
paul campion
managing editor
ted scharff
Associate Board
liz gorinsky
julia green
jeff harris
tobin manackal
jacob mermelstein
amy phillips
ian sullivan
kate sullivan
erik moser
Contributors
eugene wraught
matt lippert
ethan heitner
katie herman
michael noble
dixon gaines
YSD
katie o'shea
mike ilardi
ben schwartz
Thanks to
asian rappers
lando, that uncle-tom muthafucka
bad dudes who save the president
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