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Angry Cell Phone Redux

Message to: Katy Herman

From: The Angry Cell Phone Guy [Alfred]

Re: Your article in The Federalist

It has come to my attention and understanding that you wrote an article about me in your paper. I read the article and found it was very interesting. You definitely must have done very well in Logic & Rhetoric. So you think I'm "sexy" eh? Well, I'm glad someone finally brought that to light -- I had always known I was sexy all along but it was nice of you to point it out.

Regards,

The Angry Cell Phone Guy

Our name is the Fed, dammit!

Italian Men With Too Much Time

Hi!

do you have any photos of "Ghostbusters" location on the Columbia University for publish on Gbit?

thanks,

Matteo

http://www.ghostbusters.it

Ghostbusters Italian Fan Club. il primo ed unico fan club italiano dedicato ai mitici Ghostbusters.

Why yes, I’ve got a few right next to my "Mirror Has Two Faces" commemorative hairbrush.

FBI Unconstitutional Methods?

by woody voinche on 10/25/2001

senator@feinstein.senate.gov > Inspector General, Glen Fine... > ********************************************* Below is documentation of the Historical and Unconstitutional Methods of the FBI and CIA...which I believe are appropriate today...including the use of toxic substances as a form of negative re-enforcement against Amerikan citizens for exercising 1st Amendment Rights...and this is happening under the present administration!!!! *****************************************of citizens > rightsby these agencies: > > ** In the case of the CIA's MKULTRA, BLUEBIRD, > ARTICHOKE, was reported in many newspapers, the mind > control and manchurian candidate experimentation > with > American and Canadian > citizens and the testing of them with LSD, hypnosis, > creation of amnesia, etc.(Dr. Colin Ross's ** Surveillance and harrassment of Martin King by > the > FBI; the agent in charge of the surveillance of MLK, > Arther Murtagh, stated on the March 3, 1997, Montel > Williams Show, that there was a conspiracy by the > agency to try to discredit MLK; > ** The FBI and other agencies compilation of > dossiers > on Catholic Bishops, Christian Coalition, and other > groups(Insight Magazine, July > 17,2000)(rodriguez@insightmag.com) > ** Scandal where 1200 phones were bugged in > Cincinnati, Ohio by the phone company and FBI > including phones of Federal Judges and an attempt to intimidate these Judges.(The Nation, April > 17, 1989); > ** The bugging of the conference room and phones of > the Supreme Court as reported on the Geraldo Program > of Sept. 16, 1991...the FBI has admitted to picking > up > the Justices' conversation in "third party > overhears"... and the FOIA suit that this writer > filed > on that subject in the DC circuit and appealed to > the > Supreme Court...(woody voinche v. FBI, 940 F.Supp. > 323(DDC 1996)...the FBI has been harrassing this > writer for filing these suits and writing about > these subjects...and released a toxic substance in > his > home and preliminary lab tests have identified these > > substances as: Palmitic Acid, Hexadecenoic Acid, > 2-Floro-Ethylbenzene-trihydroxyamine...these are the > new methods folks...Are these not Fascist > Methods...? > > > These are a few examples of the unconstitutional and > illegal methods used at various times by some of > these > agencies of the US government and there is no system > of checks and balances to bring these agencies into > line and it seems they will lie, falsify evidence, > ommission of evidence, and whatever methods they > feel > are necessary to move events in the predetermined > and > orchestrated direction that they want to go... > McVeigh may be guilty and the government might > execute > him...but, this will not bring closure to this case! > > > [sic]

woody voinche

cc: thefed@columbia.edu

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