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In This Issue
- Columbia Dry Humps for Gaia
- Springtime, Nipples Everywhere
- Lerner Daycare Creates Funny Smell
- Letters to the Editor(s)
- Meta-Clubs on Rampage
- Lion's Cock Viable Alternative to Human's
- God to Spend Summer in Boca
- Odwalla Bars Make Us Do Dirty, Dirty Things
- Naked and Loving It
- Has It Been Eight Years Already?
- Shades for a Bright Summer
- Emeritus: Greek for "Fat and Old"
- Horoscopes-A-Plenty
- A Salute to Business-Casual Racism
- THEY Watch
- Wacky Fun Whitey
- The Staff of 17.9
- Take Back the Night - Gone Wild!
The Staff of 17.9
board of editors
editor emeritus
meghan keane
editor-in-chief
paul campion
publisher
edward ehrbar
head submissions editors
matt hoffman & amy phillips
managing editor
kate sullivan
associate board
carter adams
liz gorinsky
julia green
ethan heitner
katie herman
mike ilardi
matt lippert
erik moser
mike noble
YSD
contributors
rachel brown
eugene wraught
ben schwartz
edward scharff
lauren schwartz
steven grant
katie o'shea
jenga master
thanks to
syntax and pronunciation
our naked chicks
base-line anger
nipples
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1. Fat chicks rule
2. But sometimes, skinny chicks are good too.
3. When they're naked
4. Mmm. Naked skinny chick
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