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In This Issue
- Columbia Dry Humps for Gaia
- Springtime, Nipples Everywhere
- Lerner Daycare Creates Funny Smell
- Letters to the Editor(s)
- Meta-Clubs on Rampage
- Lion's Cock Viable Alternative to Human's
- God to Spend Summer in Boca
- Odwalla Bars Make Us Do Dirty, Dirty Things
- Naked and Loving It
- Has It Been Eight Years Already?
- Shades for a Bright Summer
- Emeritus: Greek for "Fat and Old"
- Horoscopes-A-Plenty
- A Salute to Business-Casual Racism
- THEY Watch
- Wacky Fun Whitey
- The Staff of 17.9
- Take Back the Night - Gone Wild!
THEY Watch
If you are They, we are on to you.
1. He is glam-metal in shorts, hearkening to a day when rock'n'roll was simpler...and I was in the middle of the second grade. "Party hard?" I used to assemble Legos to this kind of music. Andrew W.K. as the rebirth of rock = THEY!
2. Why is it that in order to get a job, I need to have enough "skills" and "accomplishments" to fill an 8.5 x 11 in. sheet of paper? Do you think you can reduce me to a sheet of b.s. and outright lies? I am more than my GPA, god dammit! Job Hunting = THEY!
3. People who had lower numbers snagged all the decent housing. People with higher numbers will get waitlisted and get the sweet sweet rooms left by people studying abroad. Getting stuck exactly in the anus of the housing lottery, recieving the last rooms available and thus eliminating the possibility of my transferring into a better room over the summer = THEY!
4. It's like when Mom and Dad fight. Only with tanks and shit. Israel/Palestine = THEY! (Alternatively, India/Pakistan = THEY!; or just about any of those places in the world where people are fighting for dumb reasons = THEY!)