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Our feature last year on Daniel Radcliffe has garnered even more irrate responses from people who are not familiar with proper English.

This is for [redacted] --

Hello, [redacted], I just wanted to tell you that no one in the right mind would believe your article on Daniel Radcliffe. I've heard some pretty outrageous rumors about Daniel, but your little article takes the cake. You're making him look like this nasty little selfish kid who's favorite hobby is looking down girl's shirts. You really expect people to believe that Daniel talks like that? If you're trying to make more money, you're doing it in a very cruel way. Movie stars and others famous people have feelings, you know--because they are real people. If I was Daniel and I read that article, I'd be pretty pissed off, and I won't be surprised if he is. You tell your little buddies in the press that they'd better tell the truth about movie stars, or you wicked people in the press are gonnabe hearing from me again. And next time I won't be so polite. I may be a 12-year-old girl who doesn't know too much about the show business, but I will do something to end these rumors.

Good day,

Nina LaRocca

 

Dear Fed,

Did Daniel really say all dat too you? oh my gosh! lol! Plz write back!

Nae

 

Dear Fed,

What the heck!!! I'm not really familiar with your site, but is it a site that is just plain, old BULL?! I don't think that anyone should post such cruel things on the internet! They're not true and they're just... UGH!

 

Dear Fed,

You are so completely rude and inconsiderate you know that? You make Daniel Radcliffe sound like africken pimp and drug dealer!!! Do you have any consideration for any one what so ever??? He would never do anything like that and I think you know it. Is making young stars look bad just a cruel and twisted hobby of yours???? Maybe you should find another one because starting nasty rumors like that is just wrong. He's a young actor under a lot of pressure and their are already thousands of rumors out thier about him, and you have the nerve to try to make his life that much worse. HOnestly people like you make me want to hearl. If you have any good reason what so ever to why you wrote this crap, please e-mail me, and if you don't I know that you are just showing that you ahave not a shreac of dignity at all.

Can't stand you......

Alexa

 

Dear Fed,

You ass hole! That's not Danny. That may be your fantasies but not his. Why don't you go fuck yourself bitch?!?!?!?!

 

Dear Fed,

Whoever you are, do you specialize in making up fake interviews? Compared to all the other interviews i've read with Daniel Radcliffe, he would be contradicting himself with this one. It also has way too much language to be believable, and when has he been in America except for the premiere of Harry Potter and the Sorceror's Stone? Stop trying to ruin the reputation of Daniel and other celebrities just to make yourself feel good. You're not fooling anyone.

Sincerely,

Not Gullible Enough for You

 

Dear Fed,

You are sad. You are really really sad. I know i sound like a nasty and cold hearted slut here, but I think it is REALLY mean how you wrote that so called interview with daniel radcliffe. you have very little respect for him. but i assure, he wouldn't pinch a waitress' ass if you paid him with blood.

love from,

melissa kwak.