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In This Issue
- Attacking Evil At Its Root
- Starbucks Gets New Badass Logo
- My Drunken Attempt to Thwart War
- Letters to the Editor
- Sexy Underwear Failed to Solve My Problems
- Democrats and Witchcraft, Proper Bedfellows
- AIM is the Tool of the Devil
- AIM is the Tool of the Pedophile
- Columbia Card Helped Me Sin With the Pros
- Is There Enough Satan In Your Life?
- God's Own Country: Florida
- Predictions for 2003, Withheld No More
- At Last: God Comix for Muslims 'n' Bikers
- My Very First Gun Show Sans Hangover
- Celebrities Bulldoze the Darndest Things
- On Finding Macho Yet Delicious Alcohol
- Angry Cell Phone Guy's Secret Identity Revealed
- The Staff
- They Watch
- Wacky, Fun! Whitey?
- A Message for this Election Cycle
- Sniperman!
AIM is the Tool of the Pedophile
In a high-risk sting operation, an editor posed as a sixteen year old girl on AIM to try to draw out internet pedophiles.
Not suprisingly, the role came easily to him, as it does to all creepy old men on the internet. Repeatedly, he was solicited by complete strangers.
What follows is an actual conversation over AIM. aim4theflattop is the Fed's alias...AIM us sometime! OK luv u!
SAD15T: Hi!
aim4theflattop: hi!!
aim4theflattop: what does your name mean?
SAD15T: Don't you know? ;-)
aim4theflattop: sad 15 t?
aim4theflattop: r u sad?
SAD15T: Sometimes...
aim4theflattop: are u 15?
SAD15T: Yeah, sure.
SAD15T: How old ARE you, btw?
aim4theflattop: im 16
SAD15T: So, do you really not know what my name means?
aim4theflattop: i told u, no
SAD15T: And you're how old?
aim4theflattop: 16. oh wait...sadist! i get it!!!
SAD15T: Oh? Do you now?
aim4theflattop: i didn;t see that the 15 means is
SAD15T: So you know what a sadist does?
aim4theflattop: do you want to tell me?
SAD15T: I'd rather show you.
aim4theflattop: what would you do first?
SAD15T: First I'd tie you up.
aim4theflattop: AGE/SEX CHECK!
SAD15T: Then I'd pour wax on your arms.
SAD15T: What?
SAD15T: Later. What would you do?
aim4theflattop: I don't think theres any thing I could do
SAD15T: Would you moan?
aim4theflattop: do you like creed?
SAD15T: What?
aim4theflattop: oh man i gotta go. im putting u on my buddy list, kay? lol! Your funny!!!!!
SAD15T: Aww, where are you going?
aim4theflattop: ill see you later!