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In This Issue

• Attacking Evil At Its Root
• Starbucks Gets New Badass Logo
• My Drunken Attempt to Thwart War
• Letters to the Editor
• Sexy Underwear Failed to Solve My Problems
• Democrats and Witchcraft, Proper Bedfellows
• AIM is the Tool of the Devil
• AIM is the Tool of the Pedophile
• Columbia Card Helped Me Sin With the Pros
• Is There Enough Satan In Your Life?
• God's Own Country: Florida
• Predictions for 2003, Withheld No More
• At Last: God Comix for Muslims 'n' Bikers
• My Very First Gun Show Sans Hangover
• Celebrities Bulldoze the Darndest Things
• On Finding Macho Yet Delicious Alcohol
• Angry Cell Phone Guy's Secret Identity Revealed
• The Staff
• They Watch
• Wacky, Fun! Whitey?
• A Message for this Election Cycle
• Sniperman!

board of editors

editor-in-chief
paul campion
publisher
edward ehrbar
head submissions editors
amy phillips & matt hoffman
managing editor
kate sullivan

associate board

carter adams
liz gorinsky
julia green
ethan heitner
katie herman
mike ilardi
matt lippert
erik moser
mike noble
YSD

contributors

steve attewell
perrie briskin
ian cofre
merlin chowkwanyun
mahnaz dar
matt holden
leslie moore
samantha rebovich
edward rueda
ben schwartz (head illustrator)
wendy yip

Thanks to

mostafa jerbizi
shants
your appreciation that the homeowner on the cover is NOT a stereotype

*this paper is made from 58% post-consumer recycled evil.

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1. When the weather gets cold, the homeless get vicious and desperate. 2. I'm so glad we didn't go with the first idea for the cover. 3. It's always a good time for a round of ‘Hide the Penis in the Butt' 4. Excelsior!

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