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Posted: November 25, 2002
In This Issue
- Diamonds Are a Girl's Best Friend
- Crazy Pill-Popping Cult Lives On
- A Brief History of the Apocalypse
- Letters to the Editor
- The Newest Ball-Suckin' Tea Craze
- Young Lady Changes Sex, Founds Frat-nerd-ity
- Columbiatron Chatbot Advises For Success
- Reasons Why Those Two Seniors Got Caught Cheating on the GREs
- DVD Features Will Make This World a Better Place
- Thousand-Foot Monsters "Battel" for the Future
- Duuhnuh.... Duuhnuh... Dunudunu... SHARKWALK!
- Dean Quigley: Oracle, Comedian, Swell Guy
- Jesus Freaky Christ and His Many Dopplegangers
- I Done Mediocre
- Future's A-Gonna Be Swell
- Sports Riots Portend Downfall of All Mankind
- The Four Stages of Zombification
- Super Novi Bros.
- Wacky Fun Whitey
- Now With Added Filler!
- The Staff of 18.5
- THEY Watch
Now With Added Filler!
Natural and Artificial Flavorings, MSG Free
These graphics were with the computer files associated with this issue. We don't know what to do with them, so we're setting them free into the Internet wild.


