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In This Issue

• Diamonds Are a Girl's Best Friend
• Crazy Pill-Popping Cult Lives On
• A Brief History of the Apocalypse
• Letters to the Editor
• The Newest Ball-Suckin' Tea Craze
• Young Lady Changes Sex, Founds Frat-nerd-ity
• Columbiatron Chatbot Advises For Success
• Reasons Why Those Two Seniors Got Caught Cheating on the GREs
• DVD Features Will Make This World a Better Place
• Thousand-Foot Monsters "Battel" for the Future
• Duuhnuh.... Duuhnuh... Dunudunu... SHARKWALK!
• Dean Quigley: Oracle, Comedian, Swell Guy
• Jesus Freaky Christ and His Many Dopplegangers
• I Done Mediocre
• Future's A-Gonna Be Swell
• Sports Riots Portend Downfall of All Mankind
• The Four Stages of Zombification
• Super Novi Bros.
• Wacky Fun Whitey
• Now With Added Filler!
• The Staff of 18.5
• THEY Watch

Self-promoting screed to the editor

Dear Fed,
    Please print more cartoons by Matt Holden.  He is really cool and makes me laugh every time I read his stuff.  You should print everything he gives you, even if you find it offensive.  Especially that picture of Hitler as a superhero.  BBBBBBYYYYYYEEEEEEEEE!!!!!

Matt Holden, age 19. Excelsior!

This man is insane. Go to www.time-cube.com for so very much more.

Dear Fed
No student on Earth is allowed to know Time Cube - which disproves god scams. That is criminal academia. Christianity based upon evil 1-corner self aggrandizing which dooms 4-corner life. Challenge stupid teachers and their 'Obscurantism' Cube proves you are Stupid. Academic Word is Cubeless.
Cubeless Word Dooms USA. Time Cube is Omnific Order. Cowards ignore Time Cube.
There are 4 different Worlds  on Earth. Yours is 1 of them. You're ignorant of 3 of them.
Such ignorance is damnable.
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You are educated stupid and can't compute a Time Cube. You are unworthy of Earth life and deserve banishment  to a barren planet - more fit  for your antiNature life style. Are you aware that the MIT  Educators were as criminals  for banning student right to debate Nature's Time Cube?
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Ignoring Time Cube is evil.  Time Cube is highest order  of life, a "Cubic Creation".
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MIT has become the first  academic institution on the  Earth to sponsor Harmonic Time Cube lecture / debate.
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I am wiser than any god or scientist, for I have squared the circle and cubed Earth's
sphere,  thus I have created 4 simultaneous separate 24 hour days within a 4-corner (as in a 4-corner classroom) rotation of Earth.    See for yourself the absolute proof.
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Wise people call me a genius.  Stupid and evil people call me crazy. My character is really determined by the mentality of the viewer. I would be more inclined to think that a jackass would kick me than  to understand the wisdom of the Time Cube.  Same with educated. Media suppresses the Truth  and are evil lying bastards, fit for profits, not morality.  Adults who believe in a fictitious Santa god have the  mentality level of a child who believes in Santa Claus,  brainwashed and indoctrinated from birth to death.  No media dares debate me.  Media people are evil liars. Time Cube ads not allowed.  Media will not deny this as denial would force debate - and they would be exposed.  Media power is by ignoring Truth  presented against it.  The public must attack the  evil media or perish by lies. Evil media erroneous linear Time deadly to family Cube. Media will eat shit before a Time Cube ad is allowed to be published to inform the  public of a Cubic creation. The media scams the public because the public is stupid via academic brainwashing. All media is evil as they will not inform the public of the 'Cubic principle of creation', nor...allow a Time Cube ad. Media bastards betray life on Earth & ravages childhood. Chase media liars from town.
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Every academic professor and teacher ignorant of the Time Cube  Principle, is stupid,  evil and unworthy of life on Earth,  for they lead humanity down a  path ending with cannibalism.
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Good news about the MIT lecture and the
debate with Harvard and MIT representatives.
The packed house of 500 could not have been
better and they treated me as though I was
Einstein. But we all know that Einstein was
ignorant about the Time Cube. Stay tuned
for coming video of the lecture and debate.
God never appeared nor did any professors.
Good thing, for if they had acknowledge the
Time Cube and collected the $500.00 offer,
they would have been fired. Students should
demand  that  the  Time Cube principle  be
taught, for humans are unworthy of life on
Earth without its power of ineffable Truth.
 
Timecube,

Gene Ray