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In This Issue
- Diamonds Are a Girl's Best Friend
- Crazy Pill-Popping Cult Lives On
- A Brief History of the Apocalypse
- Letters to the Editor
- The Newest Ball-Suckin' Tea Craze
- Young Lady Changes Sex, Founds Frat-nerd-ity
- Columbiatron Chatbot Advises For Success
- Reasons Why Those Two Seniors Got Caught Cheating on the GREs
- DVD Features Will Make This World a Better Place
- Thousand-Foot Monsters "Battel" for the Future
- Duuhnuh.... Duuhnuh... Dunudunu... SHARKWALK!
- Dean Quigley: Oracle, Comedian, Swell Guy
- Jesus Freaky Christ and His Many Dopplegangers
- I Done Mediocre
- Future's A-Gonna Be Swell
- Sports Riots Portend Downfall of All Mankind
- The Four Stages of Zombification
- Super Novi Bros.
- Wacky Fun Whitey
- Now With Added Filler!
- The Staff of 18.5
- THEY Watch
The Staff of 18.5
Board of Editors
editor emeritus
paul campion
editor-in-chief
kate sullivan
publisher
edward ehrbar
head submissions editors
amy phillips & matt hoffman
Associate Board
carter adams
liz gorinsky
julia green
ethan heitner
katie herman
mike ilardi
matt lippert
erik moser
mike noble
YSD
Contributors
perrie briskin
ian cofre
lindsay dillon
matt holden
bill mclaughlin
autumn ruhe
ben schwartz (head illustrator)
Thanks to
onan cummings
mylar clothing
vitametavegamin
the geekiest birthday in the whole, wide world
carl l. wachter
rachael barza
queen diggly
timothy speed levitch
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2. Pee-Wee Herman: Leave the poor man alone.
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