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Posted: November 25, 2002
In This Issue
- Diamonds Are a Girl's Best Friend
- Crazy Pill-Popping Cult Lives On
- A Brief History of the Apocalypse
- Letters to the Editor
- The Newest Ball-Suckin' Tea Craze
- Young Lady Changes Sex, Founds Frat-nerd-ity
- Columbiatron Chatbot Advises For Success
- Reasons Why Those Two Seniors Got Caught Cheating on the GREs
- DVD Features Will Make This World a Better Place
- Thousand-Foot Monsters "Battel" for the Future
- Duuhnuh.... Duuhnuh... Dunudunu... SHARKWALK!
- Dean Quigley: Oracle, Comedian, Swell Guy
- Jesus Freaky Christ and His Many Dopplegangers
- I Done Mediocre
- Future's A-Gonna Be Swell
- Sports Riots Portend Downfall of All Mankind
- The Four Stages of Zombification
- Super Novi Bros.
- Wacky Fun Whitey
- Now With Added Filler!
- The Staff of 18.5
- THEY Watch
The Four Stages of Zombification
Ted Holden

