Looking for new writers and graphic designers!
Come to our meetings every Sunday night at 9:00pm 5th floor of Lerner (near the student
government office).
All are welcome.
Buy a T-Shirt
Do you love animals? Or sodomy? Then buy a Fed T-shirt!
About Us
We have a long and storied history. Learn more about us...
In This Issue
- Abortions: Fun for the Whole Family!
- ROLM Phones Get SEAS Losers Laid
- Drunk Girls Ogle Dead Presidents
- Letters to the Feditor
- ESPN Fills Aching Void... With Sports!
- The Fed Announces Appointment of New Editor in Chief
- Astronauts Astro-Rock
- Fascists Hate Smokers
- Jungle Love, Courtesy of Local "Commie Kikes"
- Boxed Wine
- Nerd Elves Play with Each Other, Nerf Crotch-Bats
- Thinspiration: Looking for Militant Anorexic Love
- Militant Breastfeeding Cult No RateMyRack.com
- Our Militant Roots: A Federalist Article from '87
- Would you like to hear Jerry Falwell's Penis Talk?
- Barnard Girl Speaks... But Who Listens to Those Stupid Broads?
- Perfect Strangers: The Bond That Ties
- Whoroscopes: I See My Future in Your Pants
- Fight for Your Beliefs
- Wacky Fun Whitey with a Mission
- THEY Watch
- The Staff of 18.6
Letters to the Feditor
It's the first anniversary of our fake interview with Harry Potter star Daniel Radcliffe, so enjoy some more of the humorous responses we've gotten from fans around the world.
Hello! Im Rosario from Argentina . If you see Daniel telll him that I was a very fan of him very but very fun of him, I loved him, I dreamed with him, but now Ir realize that he doesn´t like very much making the rol of Harry Potter. I only like him because of the way he is in the movie because when I realize the way he was personaly I changed completely mi mind in few seconds. Also if oyu see him please give him my e-mail I want to speek to him. My e-mail is: > you didn't think we would really print it, did you? <. Plese!!!!! it´s reallly important. Thanks very much!!!!! I will appreciate very much that. and you to write i hope so.
Thank you for the minutes you spend for me!!!
Thank you!!!
Rosario from Argentina
You piece of crap, this is emma watson, and daniel first of all never said those things and second off all he dosnt smoke!!! you can get arrested for doing that. I am going to call the press right now and tell him about this. you may get arrested! Goodbye
> email removed <
Is this true?
> email removed <
HAHAHAHA that was the funniest thing i've ever read... i can just picture little british boy daniel radcliffe saying that stuff NOT! ha what loser wrote that artical?? because it really sucked and its totally not true! so how about u not spread lies about people?
-Steven McBride
Your a freakin liar u know that...this stuff is a bunch of crap and lies. why did u even try to put it in a magazine and try to make people believe it? Stupid!!! Daniel Radcliffe doesn't cuss ,smoke, have orgis with chics& date. your an idiot and a liar.Why did you waste time writing this ?
From a bunch of dissapointed fans!
Look I must admit that could never be Daniel....cuz if it was people could post it every where and ruin his reputation! And just by the way it was written you know that it wasn't aculy a convo with him. And what it his parents saw this website?! And about every thing in that text was fake and disturbing! and just by doing that you are makeing his #1 fans and #1 people who aculy love him, are being let down and then he is asked this in a real inerview..he would be very embarresed. and to top it off they would have proof on live t.v! so just leave him alone! and plus little kids read this page too you know!
A conserined fan of Him and a conserined person who loves him~!
