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In This Issue
- Abortions: Fun for the Whole Family!
- ROLM Phones Get SEAS Losers Laid
- Drunk Girls Ogle Dead Presidents
- Letters to the Feditor
- ESPN Fills Aching Void... With Sports!
- The Fed Announces Appointment of New Editor in Chief
- Astronauts Astro-Rock
- Fascists Hate Smokers
- Jungle Love, Courtesy of Local "Commie Kikes"
- Boxed Wine
- Nerd Elves Play with Each Other, Nerf Crotch-Bats
- Thinspiration: Looking for Militant Anorexic Love
- Militant Breastfeeding Cult No RateMyRack.com
- Our Militant Roots: A Federalist Article from '87
- Would you like to hear Jerry Falwell's Penis Talk?
- Barnard Girl Speaks... But Who Listens to Those Stupid Broads?
- Perfect Strangers: The Bond That Ties
- Whoroscopes: I See My Future in Your Pants
- Fight for Your Beliefs
- Wacky Fun Whitey with a Mission
- THEY Watch
- The Staff of 18.6
The Staff of 18.6
Board of Editors
editor-in-chief
kate sullivan
publisher
edward ehrbar
head submissions editors
jail gee run & matt hoffman
Associate Board
carter adams
liz gorinsky
ethan heitner
katie herman
mike ilardi
matt lippert
erik moser
mike noble
amy phillip
Contributors
YSD
amy bell
mahnaz dar
andrew leo farrell
mark franczyk
jessica hindman
matt holden
andew l. levy
autumn ruhe
ben schwartz
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1. The Donna's are a bunch of fucking frauds and everyone knows it.
2. Even though our new Ed-in-Chief doesn't have a strong enough constitution to survive layout weekend, we still love her.
3. Pass the Dutchie on the left-hand side
4. Syrup is better than jelly.
5. Mars needs women!
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