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Posted: March 6, 2003
In This Issue
- Toddler Sex Toy Secrets Revealed
- Belgian Makes Fun of Belgians
- Sobriety: Mardi Gras Withdrawal
- Letters to the Feditor
- John Ashcroft = Scary
- Marauding Interviewer: Ass Virginity En Masse
- Inside the Real ROTC
- Columbia's Just Being Nice to Get You into the Sack
- Unleash the Flood Waters
- Your Local Forecast
- Oompa-Loompas' Fingers Too Short for Shocker
- Portrait of the Masturbator as a Young Man
- And Now, the Fed Translates the Creepiest Ad Ever
- Jacko Makes Cocktail Party Chitchat
- Spring Fashion: Haute Couture in Haute Alert
- At Your Local Supermarket
- Ode d'Orange
- THEY Watch
- Wacky Fun Whitey Wets the Bed
- An Outdoor Conversation
- Roboninja
- Poor Orange
- The Staff
Roboninja
Ethan Heitner

