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Posted: April 22, 2003
In This Issue
- Students Wrestle for Squid God
- Summer Job Pays to Choke Chickens
- Dolphins: Not Just for Sex Anymore
- Letters to the Feditrix
- The Confessions of a Burgeoning, Fecund Fury
- Suicides Are Fun for Those Who Don't Participate
- Military + Animals = Hours of Deadly Fun
- When Will Columbia Girls Go Not Ugly?
- You Wouldn't Know Hot Ass Even If You Bit Mine
- Necrophilia: Hey, It's Not Like They Mind
- Columbia Hipsters Leave Brooklyn to Strut Stuff
- Want Me!!!!
- I'm Still Drunk After All These Years
- He's Like Larry Flint, but Super Gay
- At Least the Fed Thinks I'm Cool...
- An End to the Planet
- Steve and Cornelius Are Now Chicks, Like to Play with Own Va-Jay-Jays
- Building a Bomb to Put in the Fed's Open Arms
- Oedipus Family Circus
- The Staff of 18.9
- THEY WATCH
Steve and Cornelius Are Now Chicks, Like to Play with Own Va-Jay-Jays
Ben Schwartz
Ben Schwartz is the Fed's hero. And, sadly, graduating. We have proudly published his comics about testicles, kiddie porn, racial slurs, violence against women and, well, cooches. He just keeps contributing in the proud name of social commentary, and in the hopes that we'll be so impressed with his illustrations that we'll give in to his requests to make a monster pirate ninja issue. We chose to collectively suck his dick instead. I love you, Ben Schwartz! --Kate Sullivan
