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19.0: Orientation
Posted: August 2003
Contents
Morningside Heights = Wormhole
Katie Herman
First Year Friendships are for Fakies
Meghan Keane
Stupid Shit Last Year's Frosh Did
Kate Sullivan
Drunken Email: Sloshed Slacker Salvation
Billy Q. Fakename
A Well-Engineered SEAS Survival Guide
Mark Kuba
Engineers Get Jobs, But never Blowjobs
Sam Jenning
Thirty Things to Do Before you Graduate
Ned Ehrbar
Attack of the Killer Barnard Blowjob
Kate Sullivan
Apathy is for Jerks, Imperialism is for Turks
Ethan Heitner
Student Spends Summer Choking Chickens
Carter Adams
Columbia is Folsom Prison All Over Again
Bill McLaughlin
Get Laid Quick, or your Genitals will Melt
Sam Jenning
CUicide: A Proud Tradition
Mahnaz Dar
Cover Image: Ned Ehrbar -- [View Larger Version]
