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- Fed Talks with Corporate Stooge
- Letters to the Feditor!
- Dirty Terrorists Go Too Far: Now It's Personal
- LilAmber.com: Legal Child Porn for the Masses
- Fed Fun Guide: How Not To Make A Bomb
- Shivering Shit Machines Progeny of Actress Ricci
- The SHIT
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- 14 Year Olds Do It Best!
- Remember Sept 27th
- Girl of Petite Race Likes Small Place
- The Staff of 19.1
LilAmber.com: Legal Child Porn for the Masses
Next on Fox: When Parents Go Terribly Terribly Terribly Bad
Autumn Ruhe
I used to think America was the tops. Sure, I can wear what I want. Yeah, I can travel. I can blindly hate Muslims, Jews, and Canadians despite never having met a representative of said ethnic groups. And praise the sweet Lord above, I can be protected from the evil dark people in that heart of darkness you might know as Mexico. Life is pretty darn sweet.
Now slow down there, cowboy. Before you salute that classy American flag taped onto the antenna of your Suburban, try this on for size: pornography featuring individuals under the age of 18 is illegal. Now, I don't know about you, but just like I sometimes have a hankerin' for a good Neil Diamond song, once in awhile I feel the need to masturbate to pictures of ten year old girls.
Those of us who refused to be swayed by so-called "decency" have had to withstand the burden of attempting to find some sort of child porn substitute, at least until America as a whole begins to see the light. But for now, I present to you, the baby porn starved reader, the wonderful underground world of legal substitutes.
Enter Lil' Amber, a precocious eleven year old with a sweet face and a hot ass. On Lil' Amber's website, www.lilamber.com, one may look through galleries of cheaply produced photographs in which the charming sprite models a variety of clothing, ranging from day-wear to swimsuits to leotards, all in the name of good fun and sweet underage hotness. And for a small fee of $25, anyone can subscribe to the site, gaining access to dozens more pictures and videos featuring Lil' Amber practicing gymnastics and swimming and God knows what else. Because she is never completely nude, I find these photographs refreshing: the string bikini leaves a bit more to the imagination.
Not quite naked enough? www.childsupermodels.com offers more pictures and less clothing. The variety and diversity of prepubescent girls is also notable, ranging from Laurie, the spicy ten year old Latina, to Sammi Jo, the bubbly eight year old blonde. Watch Megan jump on a trampoline in a bra and panties. Glance up Valerie's skirt. Find out Sandi's stats (weight: 68 lbs; height: 4'7; turn-ons: animals; turn-offs: people who are mean to animals). These girls not only model clothes, but also have delved into the erotic world of lingerie (and not a moment too soon). Seeing Jodie stare at me with her nine year old bedroom eyes, those skinny little legs splayed open and her tiny fingers delicately fondling her bra strap, makes me realize I need to change my pants. God bless that little angel.
Hopefully, thanks to the ever expanding reach of the internet and spectacularly bad parenting, this dying art of merging naked, pre-pubescent girls with bad lighting will not be lost forever. Lil' Amber, you've got my support, and my $25. I look forward to the horseback riding series. And I love you.
Now slow down there, cowboy. Before you salute that classy American flag taped onto the antenna of your Suburban, try this on for size: pornography featuring individuals under the age of 18 is illegal. Now, I don't know about you, but just like I sometimes have a hankerin' for a good Neil Diamond song, once in awhile I feel the need to masturbate to pictures of ten year old girls.
Those of us who refused to be swayed by so-called "decency" have had to withstand the burden of attempting to find some sort of child porn substitute, at least until America as a whole begins to see the light. But for now, I present to you, the baby porn starved reader, the wonderful underground world of legal substitutes.
Enter Lil' Amber, a precocious eleven year old with a sweet face and a hot ass. On Lil' Amber's website, www.lilamber.com, one may look through galleries of cheaply produced photographs in which the charming sprite models a variety of clothing, ranging from day-wear to swimsuits to leotards, all in the name of good fun and sweet underage hotness. And for a small fee of $25, anyone can subscribe to the site, gaining access to dozens more pictures and videos featuring Lil' Amber practicing gymnastics and swimming and God knows what else. Because she is never completely nude, I find these photographs refreshing: the string bikini leaves a bit more to the imagination.
Not quite naked enough? www.childsupermodels.com offers more pictures and less clothing. The variety and diversity of prepubescent girls is also notable, ranging from Laurie, the spicy ten year old Latina, to Sammi Jo, the bubbly eight year old blonde. Watch Megan jump on a trampoline in a bra and panties. Glance up Valerie's skirt. Find out Sandi's stats (weight: 68 lbs; height: 4'7; turn-ons: animals; turn-offs: people who are mean to animals). These girls not only model clothes, but also have delved into the erotic world of lingerie (and not a moment too soon). Seeing Jodie stare at me with her nine year old bedroom eyes, those skinny little legs splayed open and her tiny fingers delicately fondling her bra strap, makes me realize I need to change my pants. God bless that little angel.
Hopefully, thanks to the ever expanding reach of the internet and spectacularly bad parenting, this dying art of merging naked, pre-pubescent girls with bad lighting will not be lost forever. Lil' Amber, you've got my support, and my $25. I look forward to the horseback riding series. And I love you.