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In This Issue
- Fat Virgin Screws Microsoft
- Fed Talks with Corporate Stooge
- Letters to the Feditor!
- Dirty Terrorists Go Too Far: Now It's Personal
- LilAmber.com: Legal Child Porn for the Masses
- Fed Fun Guide: How Not To Make A Bomb
- Shivering Shit Machines Progeny of Actress Ricci
- The SHIT
- Bollinger: Mixing Business with Leather
- Lashed & Leashed at CV
- 14 Year Olds Do It Best!
- Remember Sept 27th
- Girl of Petite Race Likes Small Place
- The Staff of 19.1
The SHIT
Life gets ya down. It’s the third week of classes. You’re fuckin’ swamped. If you’re a first-year, your hometown lover has definitly left you by now, and yet you haven’t had time to find a new fuckbuddy (although everyone else you know is gettin’ mad laid). Sometimes, you need a little help to remember why you haven’t given in to the cold embrace of the dark night.
The Fed, after years of bitterness, is trying to cleanse our tarred souls, refresh our hardened livers, and stop listening to the Smiths so much. In that spirit, we’ve decided to start helping you to find the cool shit that makes you happy to be alive: the secret X-Men-Ninja underground, bubbling just beneath the visible skin of the world, that you may not know about. But when you find out, you can’t help but realize that Allah loves you after all.
I. Overcoming bloodshed and decades of vicious hatred, united for one purpose. Pirating and sharing music. Jews, Muslims, and Christians in Israel and Palestine, who have realized one fact: there are no copyright laws in Palestine. They are Earthforce 5 (www.earthforcev.com) and they are the SHIT.
II. Imagie how beautiful the world would be if more gypsies spent their time rocking the fuck out instead of stealing our babies. For making kickass punk rock and generally just kicking ass, Gogol Bordello are the SHIT.
III. Party on the 9:28 Q train. Yall best believe that’s the SHIT.
The Fed, after years of bitterness, is trying to cleanse our tarred souls, refresh our hardened livers, and stop listening to the Smiths so much. In that spirit, we’ve decided to start helping you to find the cool shit that makes you happy to be alive: the secret X-Men-Ninja underground, bubbling just beneath the visible skin of the world, that you may not know about. But when you find out, you can’t help but realize that Allah loves you after all.
I. Overcoming bloodshed and decades of vicious hatred, united for one purpose. Pirating and sharing music. Jews, Muslims, and Christians in Israel and Palestine, who have realized one fact: there are no copyright laws in Palestine. They are Earthforce 5 (www.earthforcev.com) and they are the SHIT.
II. Imagie how beautiful the world would be if more gypsies spent their time rocking the fuck out instead of stealing our babies. For making kickass punk rock and generally just kicking ass, Gogol Bordello are the SHIT.
III. Party on the 9:28 Q train. Yall best believe that’s the SHIT.