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In This Issue

• Fat Virgin Screws Microsoft
• Fed Talks with Corporate Stooge
• Letters to the Feditor!
• Dirty Terrorists Go Too Far: Now It's Personal
• LilAmber.com: Legal Child Porn for the Masses
• Fed Fun Guide: How Not To Make A Bomb
• Shivering Shit Machines Progeny of Actress Ricci
• The SHIT
• Bollinger: Mixing Business with Leather
• Lashed & Leashed at CV
• 14 Year Olds Do It Best!
• Remember Sept 27th
• Girl of Petite Race Likes Small Place
• The Staff of 19.1

board of editors
editor-in-chief
Kate Sullivan
publisher
Ethan “Ned” Heitner
head submissions editors
Katie Herman
Mike Ilardi


associate board
Matt Lippert
YSD
Bill McLaughlin
Perrie Briskin
Mahnaz Dar
Carter Adams
Matt Holden
Sam Jenning
Mike Noble

contributors

Kathryne Doyle
Addison Anderson
Jamie Peck
Edward Rueda
Sarah Wanger
Johanna Morris
LeRoy
Daniel Sterman

thanks to
EVIL
New Feddies
Mommy
Kickball-- Aviv!
Copy
Rearticulaion
Pirates
Yaaaar
Davy Jones’ locker


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1. Actually we really don’t know if it was urine, but we’re willing to assume it wasn’t for everyone’s benefit.
2. The only place to go from “otterdong” is “otterdongfest.”
3. If we bring professionals in, it will screw up the whole experience

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