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In This Issue
- Dino-Battle Site Un-Earthed on Philosophy Lawn
- Columbia Bioengineers Make Über-Children for a Brighter West Harlem
- How Thinking Hurts America
- Columbia Makes Valuable Contributions to World
- Letters to the Editor
- North Korea: Major Source of Diabetes
- Frontiers of Soul-Crushing Disappointment... and Science
- If I Don't Get Good Housing, People Are Going to Die
- CS Class For The English Lass
- Science Update
- Poetry 4 Physicists
- Porn Older Than Nana
- Fed Science Fair: Cigarettes Are Bad for Kids and Animals
- Wacky Fun Whitey!
- How Many Licks...
- How to: E-Z Bake Thermonuclear Warhead
- Variations of a Sheep
- Marauding Interviewer
- How Many Licks, Vol. II
- The Staff of 20.6
- THEY Watch
Poetry 4 Physicists
The only poetry that has a dual wave-particle nature, until you observe it, of course.
Hannah Rose Baker
Haiku
Feather and baseball
Falling gently through the air
Which one will land first?
Romantic
A bird sits on a branch
What is his acceleration due to gravity?
What is the rate of change of the growth of his feathers?
I seek the answers to such enigmatic questions.
The wine of science offers no relief from
the incessant queries in my head.
Oh Einstein! Newton! Gods of Science!
That I might take a compass
And plunge it into my heart.
But even at that moment of death would I wonder
"What is the viscosity of my blood,
As it leaks from my dying body?"
Limerick
There once was a man we call Newton
His theory of gravity was a good one
But when it came to calc
Leibniz beat him out
Though I suppose the point is a moot one
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Translation from binary: The fat cat sat on the mat.
Zen Koan
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