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In This Issue
- Dino-Battle Site Un-Earthed on Philosophy Lawn
- Columbia Bioengineers Make Über-Children for a Brighter West Harlem
- How Thinking Hurts America
- Columbia Makes Valuable Contributions to World
- Letters to the Editor
- North Korea: Major Source of Diabetes
- Frontiers of Soul-Crushing Disappointment... and Science
- If I Don't Get Good Housing, People Are Going to Die
- CS Class For The English Lass
- Science Update
- Poetry 4 Physicists
- Porn Older Than Nana
- Fed Science Fair: Cigarettes Are Bad for Kids and Animals
- Wacky Fun Whitey!
- How Many Licks...
- How to: E-Z Bake Thermonuclear Warhead
- Variations of a Sheep
- Marauding Interviewer
- How Many Licks, Vol. II
- The Staff of 20.6
- THEY Watch
The Staff of 20.6
Board of Editors
editor-in-chief
Mike Ilardi
publisher
Bill McLaughlin
head submissions editor
Katie Herman
events manager
Sam Jenning
Associate Board
Addison Anderson
Mahnaz Dar
Matt Holden
Navarun Jagatpal
Matt Lippert
Mike Noble
Arnold Park
Jamie Peck
Allison Titman
YSD
Sarah Wanger
Alice Xie
Contributors
Hannah Rose Baker
Abie Box
Micheal Bredin
Chas Carey
Sarah Dargie
Stephanie Quan
Edward A. Rueda
Ben Schwartz
Kareem Shaya
Russell Spitzer
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