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In This Issue
- The Colombia Spectador... Online!
- President Bollinger Cancels Barnard
- Locals Don't Care About J.J. Food
- Allegations of Animal Intimidation Rock MEALAC Professors, Laboratories
- Six-Year Old Held in Terror Scare
- Saving the World, One iPod at a Time
- Letters to the Feditors
- A Slow Descent into Health
- Eat Shit and Die - or Learn to Love It
- Cholera Gives Me That Lovin' Feeling, Diarrhea
- An Open Letter to My Unborn Son
- Disorders to Earn You Psych Services' Lovin'
- On Dieting
- Bladder Stones and Other Terrors
- The Life and Times of Deranged Freak Babies
- Is It Abuse, or Is It Medical Care? See for Yourself!
- A Fed Tradition Continues Unfettered
- Johnny Cash Conquers the Martians
- Neverland Ranch v. Pleasure Island
- Marauding Interviewer
- THEY Watch
- The Staff of 20.7
The Staff of 20.7
Board of Editors
editor-in-chief
Mike Ilardi
publisher
Bill McLaughlin
head submissions editor
Katie Herman
events manager
Sam Jenning
Associate Board
Addison Anderson
Mahnaz Dar
Matt Holden
Navarun Jagatpal
Matt Lippert
Mike Noble
Arnold Park
Jamie Peck
Allison Titman
YSD
Sarah Wanger
Alice Xie
Contributors
Michael Bredin
Chas Carey
Matt Diamond
Eugene Kotlyarenko
Mikah McCabe
Rob Notwicz
Kareem Shaya
Russell Spitzer
Kimmi Traube
Stephanie Quan
Thanks to
Our Lord, Cthulhu
Curry in a Hurry!
Magic Markers
Entropy
Special Thanks to All Our Assistant Editors This Year:
Hannah Rose Baker
Chas Carey
Laura Catella
Katherine Cronin
Kristen Loveland
Eugene Kotlyarenko
Clare Needham
Samit Sarkar
Kareem Shaya
Lauren Shell
Sarah Wanger
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