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In This Issue
- Graffiti: High Art with Penii
- War Is Peace, Freedom Is Slavery, Columbia is Friend
- COPS: Keeping You Safe, At Any Cost
- Pigs, Drugs, and Electric Shocks
- Letters to the Feditors
- Operation: Fed Freedom!
- Mike Ilardi: From Carman Mutant to Fed Helm
- Farewell, Mr. Lippert
- The Pope Vs. Katie, Round II
- Pranking Feditor Fades into Archival File Cabinet
- Oodles of Doodles
- The Last Days of Mary-Kate and Ashley
- Gangrenous Jaguar
- The True Story of How the Big Bad Bunny Stole the Easter Animal Election From the Cute Piggy
- What All the Cool Immortals Are Reading
- John Jay Flees, Kids Rejoice
- Arts & Entertainment : Del McCoury Band
- THEY Watch
- Meet the Staff of 20.8
- Get to Know Us!
Meet the Staff of 20.8
Board of Editors
editor-in-chief
Sam Jenning
editor-in-chief emeritus
Michael J. Ilardi
publisher
Bill McLaughlin
head submissions editor
Addison Anderson
submissions editor emerita
Katie Herman
Associate Board
Hannah Rose Baker
Chas Carey
Mahnaz Dar
Navarun Jagatpal
Arnold Park
Jamie Peck
Stephanie Quan
Kareem Shaya
Russell Spitzer
Allison Titman
Sarah Wanger
Alice Xie
Emeritus Board
Matt Holden
Matt Lippert
Mike Noble
YSD
Contributors
Yoni BenTov
Michael Bredin
Adam Katz
Mikah McCabe
Rob Notwicz
Thanks to
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I. Those who do not bloodwrestle us are doomed to political failure.
II. Prospective students are the sex slaves of the future.
III. Penii, Foeti, Jedi.
IV. Generic Ass Joke #6
V. If working at the Fed didn't pay so well, I'd quit.
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