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In This Issue
- Fun Stuff to Do With Your Roommate
- Morningside Heights = Wormhole
- New York's Suprise Gift: Humidity!
- Letters to the Feditor
- Suggestions for Campus Political Dialogue
- Dodge-ing the Freshman 15
- First-Year Friendships Are For Fakeys
- Columbia's Least Employable Grads
- A Quick Briefing on Columbia-Speak
- Thirty Things To Do Before You Graduate Columbia
- CU is Like Folsom Prison
- Attack of the Killer Barnard Wymyn Blowjob
- Phil Steigman: Everyone's Class President
- John Jay Life Tried Without A Floor
- Some Stuff Your RA Might Have Left Out
- Housing and Dining Fed Fun Quiz
- Compliments of Health Services
- THEY WATCH
- What's a Fed Bash? Glad You Asked.
- The Staff of 21.0
The Staff of 21.0
Board of Editors
editor-in-chief
Sam Jenning
publisher
Bill McLaughlin
head submissions editors
Addison Anderson
Perrie Briskin
Associate Board
Hannah Rose BakerChas Carey
Mahnaz Dar
Navarun Jagatpal
Arnold Park
Jamie Peck
Stephanie Quan
Kareem Shaya
Russell Spitzer
Allison Titman
Sarah Wanger
Alice Xie
Contributors
Micheal BredinEdward Ehrbar
Ethan Heitner
Katie Herman
Keith Hernandez
Matt Holden
Mike Ilardi
Eugene Kotyalerenko
Meghan Keane
Mike Noble
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