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21.2: Get A Job
Posted: October 2005
Contents
What To Do With Books
Timothy Dalton
Craigslist Finds New Ways to Disturb
Tracy Briskit
Ovary Mining: Profit In Your Pants
Mahnaz Dar
Experience? Uh, no
Erin Alexson
Sitting On Babies?
Laura Roslin
The Internet = Porn. Porn = The Fed. Logically...
Bill McLaughlin
"Which Came First, the Chicken or the Dregs?"
Kareem Shaya
Hey, Athletes! Need a Team? Call Me Ishmael.
Michael Grinspan
Hot Sex? Meh. Mock Interviews? Ooo Yeah, Baby.
Lindsay Dillon
Swipe, Suffer, Suffocate
Helen Buyniski
From The Desk of Lee "El Cuisinart" Bollinger
Kareem Shaya
Practice Protectionism in the Bedroom
Sophie Litschwartz
Living at the Speed of 2.99x10^8 m/s
Hannah Neumann
Sensitivity Training Averts Termination
Michael Grinspan
Congrats, You're Fucked
Rob Trump
The Hierarchy of Columbia
Michael Bredin, Russell Spitzer
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