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Posted: October 2005
In This Issue
- What To Do With Books
- Craigslist Finds New Ways to Disturb
- Ovary Mining: Profit In Your Pants
- Letters to the Feditors
- Experience? Uh, no
- Sitting On Babies?
- The Internet = Porn. Porn = The Fed. Logically...
- "Which Came First, the Chicken or the Dregs?"
- Hey, Athletes! Need a Team? Call Me Ishmael.
- Hot Sex? Meh. Mock Interviews? Ooo Yeah, Baby.
- Swipe, Suffer, Suffocate
- From The Desk of Lee "El Cuisinart" Bollinger
- Practice Protectionism in the Bedroom
- Living at the Speed of 2.99x10^8 m/s
- Sensitivity Training Averts Termination
- Congrats, You're Fucked
- The Hierarchy of Columbia
- THEY Watch

