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In This Issue

• The Mighty Hunter
• The Orphan: Victim or Commodity?
• Sex and the City, Victorian Style
• Choose Your Own Victorian Adventure!
• Letters to the Feditors
• Lay A (Caucasian) Burden Down
• Missives From My Mother
• A Cautionary Invective On Throttling One's Own Fowl
• Change Comes To Constants
• London's Burning!
• "Green Sickness": For That Vintage Venereal Burn
• Dear Fundamentalists: Get Down And Get With It
• Fed Sudoku Challenge!
• Connect-the-Dots
• THEY Watch
• The Staff of 21.6

You know those iPod shuffles all the COOL KIDS are using? Well, here's a chance to win a free one! That's right, you too can be the envy of your social circle, or at least your mother, through the Fed Sudoku Challenge! All you have to do is solve these two Sudokus. Be the thirteenth person to send your completed puzzles to thefed@columbia.edu, subject line "Sudoku Challenge". Contest ends March 23, 11:59PM EST.  And just think, if you already have an iPod Shuffle, you can hawk this one to some socially inept kid who's just not "with it" enough. Then you can take him/her under your wing and mentor them, only to crush their dreams cruelly. You can't lose!