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22.0: Orientation
Posted: August 2006
Contents
Country of Cuba to be Bought and Renamed
Rob Trump
It's a Journal, Not a Diary
Stephanie Quan
Why Columbia Can't Stand Your Kind
Michael Alijewicz
Magna Carma Libertatum
Michael Grinspan
How to Succeed in Lit Hum Without Really Trying
Michael Bredin
(Taxonomy of) Hot College Coeds
Marissa Edelman
"Dear Mel"
Michael Copper-Oxide
Class of 2010: Peer Profiles
Dan Haley
The Motorcycle Diaries
Andres Vedova
Remembrance of Orientations Past
Kareem Shaya
A Brief Primer on the Basics of Columbia-Speak
Sam Jenning
The Hierarchy of Columbia
Michael Bredin, Russell Spitzer
Orientalation
Stephanie Quan
An Illustrated Guide of the Columbia Hipster
Carter Adams
The Adventures of Ice-Bitch
Ted Holden
Points of Interest in Morningside Heights
Kate Sullivan
A Typical Night in McBain
Stephanie Quan
Portrait of A Loyal Member of Our Staff
Michael Bredin
Cover Image: Ted Holden -- [View Larger Version]
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