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Posted: August 2006
In This Issue
- Country of Cuba to be Bought and Renamed
- Frat Guy: Hot Bitches, Not Being Gay Crucial for Success in Next Four Years
- It's a Journal, Not a Diary
- Why Columbia Can't Stand Your Kind
- Magna Carma Libertatum
- Point-Counterpoint: My Roommate Keeps Having Sex in Our Room While I’m There
- How to Succeed in Lit Hum Without Really Trying
- (Taxonomy of) Hot College Coeds
- "Dear Mel"
- Class of 2010: Peer Profiles
- The Thinking Freshmen's Guide to Columbia's Libraries
- The Motorcycle Diaries
- Remembrance of Orientations Past
- A Brief Primer on the Basics of Columbia-Speak
- The Hierarchy of Columbia
- Facilitating Your Future Alcohol Addiction
- Orientalation
- An Illustrated Guide of the Columbia Hipster
- The Adventures of Ice-Bitch
- Points of Interest in Morningside Heights
- A Typical Night in McBain
- Portrait of A Loyal Member of Our Staff
- Get to Know The Fed’s Staff with Two Truths and a Lie

