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Posted: October 31, 2006
In This Issue
- Facebook News Feed Charts Relationship's Ups, Downs, Wrongs
- Dr. Doom Next CU GOP Speaker
- Old Dogs, New SAT Rubrics
- Columbia U. Celebrates Halloween
- Cooch Drinks Hootch, Scootches
- A Heartbreaking Work of Staggering Meanness
- Interviewing Marauder
- Escalators: Now at Your Local CIA Black Site
- Celebrity Trading Cards
- Real Parties for Which You're Not Voting
- Sound Advice for Celebrity-Starved Democrats
- A New PAC a Day Keeps the Devil Away
- Tables Turn on Foley's Accuser
- Five Senate Races to Watch
- Santorum v. Santorum
- Ten Things Not to Call an Opponent’s Campaign Staffer
- Forbidden Love
- Socialism Creeping
- CU Football Confesses Famous Losing Streak “Never Actually Ended”
- AVG
- The Fed Caption Contest
- Superman!
- Would You Know My Name If I Saw You in Prison?
- THEY Watch
The Fed Caption Contest
Finally, a venue for you to display your rapier wit. Submit one (1) caption for this one (3) cartoon, and you could win one (π) Fed t-shirt. You can have any color you want, as long as it's one we have. We'll also run the winning caption in our next issue.
But that's only if we think you're funny. Unintentional humor-like that, say, of the Spectator's sex column-is not acceptable. Send your submission to thefed@columbia.edu by November 10.

