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Posted: April 1, 2007
In This Issue
- The Spec's Front Page (PDF)
- Matthew Fox Strips Naked, Insults Graduates
- Krishna vs. Christianity
- Last Book of Potter Pilfered, Rowling "Shocked"
- Secret Society No Longer Secret to Sniffer-Outers of Secrecy
- New York's Preschools Seek Swingset Leaders
- Bitches Got the Right to Shut the Fuck Up
- Before They Were Great Quotations
- An Inconvenient Truth Is Unsafe at Any Speed
- Spectator Copy Editor Shares Typical Evening
- Dancing Tops Crappy American Exports to UK
- Columbia Spectator: Op-Eds (PDF)
- Spec Staff Editorial: What the Fuck, Man
- Spec Sexportations: Delivering Our Children
- Spec PERSPECTIVES: Importance of History
- Spec: Corrections
- Spec: Letters to the Editor
- Prezbo v. Hamiltron
- THEY Watch
THEY Watch
Medication? I’ll show you medication. Some days THEY is great and spread out amongst the people. Today I have looked into the sky and witnessed an omen. All of the evil in the world has been concentrated into one and only one group of people. No group of people in the entire history of mankind has ever wronged me so much as these mortals. Even amongst the gods there has not been one capable of so much injustice among the fabric of this fragile universe. Who are these rapists of all things rational, beautiful, and kind? Who has taken our childhood memories and twisted them into a black putrescence of mutilated animals and insect waste? Who has shaken the very society in which we live for no more than a cheap laugh and a cup of coffee? Look my friend, look into the mirror and ask yourself a question: “Am I this fool? This universal waste of matter and will? Who gave me the breath of life only so that I would waste it shitting on the very creation into which I was born?” These questions are just a prelude though. A prelude to the true judgement. The question which will seperate the wheat from the chaff. The holy from the scoundrels. The lion from the lamb.
Did you? Did you really? Did YOU go to FED BASH?
THOSE WHO DID NOT GO TO FED BASH = THEY!
Did you? Did you really? Did YOU go to FED BASH?
THOSE WHO DID NOT GO TO FED BASH = THEY!