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In This Issue
- Consent is Sexayy
- You Scan My License, Heights, and I'll Trade Your Margaritas for Drugs
- Club EC
- Barack Obama: Exclusive Interview!
- An Open Letter to the Chick Sleeping Next to Me
- A FED Guide to Celebrity Legal Problems
- Columbia's New Admissions Policy: Fuck All Y'all
- Drawn to Columbia. Quartered Too?
- Top 5 Do's For Next 9/11 (Excerpted from Cosmogirl)
- One Fish, Two Fish, Red Fish, Blue Fish
- A Tale of Woe and Infinite Sadness
- The Typical Suburban Housewife
- Bollinger's Free Speech Fetish
- The Muppets Take America
- The Priorities of American Media
- The World Leaders Forum is So Gay
- Coming Soon To a Bookstore Near You!
- THEY WATCH
- Got Meth?
- The Staff of 23.1
The Staff of 23.1
Editor in Chief
| Submissions Editors Alex Aaronson
Contributors Arinn Amer |
© 2007 The Fed. Submissions, comments, and the occasional pressing concern are welcome at thefed@columbia.edu, where they will not be pulped. The views expressed herein do not necessarily reflect those of Columbia University. The actual views of The Fed are as follows: 1. You are pretty. 2. As an object. 3. A love object. 4. Like a vibrator. 5. A love vibrator. 6. Fishing weights. 7. Don’t ask.