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In This Issue
- HALLOWEEN MUST GO
- Olay, Dual You, You Sunk
- Happy Gentrified Halloween
- I Humbly Volunteer Myself to be Columbia’s Resident Second Amendment Scholar
- The Noble Order of the Lunar Cradle
- ZAGAT 2007/2008 New York Metro Area Drug Dealers Survey
- The Fed Picks the Top Ten White Male Dance Moves (in no specific order)
- A Brief Illustrated History of the Drugs of White Males
- Correspondence From Mr. Shorefront
- A White Male's Take on Feminism
- Abercrombie: apparel of the young and elite
- A Furtive Guide to Pooping Around Campus
- The Continuing Adventures of Awkward Man
- Don't Wanna Go Home All Alone (no, no, no, no)
- Security Issues
- The Smurf Village
- Awkward Man in "Gullible's Travels"
- An Exhibit At the Creation Museum
- Columbionics
- THEY WATCH
- The Staff of 23.2
The Staff of 23.2
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©2007 The Fed. Submissions, comments, and the occasional pressing concern are welcome at thefed@columbia.edu, where they will not be pulped. The views expressed herein do not necessarily reflect those of Columbia University. The actual views of The Fed (Sophie edition) are as follows: 1. Jester is a verb. 2. Actors are the scum of the earth. 3. Writers are good for nothing slackers. 4.I need to take a nap.