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In This Issue
- My Fireside Chat with El Presidente
- Jesus is Found
- Students Exported to China, Along with Most Jobs
- Facial Hair Suspected
- The Top Five Top Ten Lists of All Time
- Procrastinating Superhero Lets Gothamville Children Die Last Thursday
- The Fed's Slightly Outdated Guide to the 2008 Presidential Primaries
- Go Down Low, Lick Her Kent, and Fayherweather
- Journalistic Integrity is for Weak-Minded Women and Syphilis-Ridden Spaniards, Says William Randolph Hearst
- Get Your Artistic Freak On
- A Pictorial Representation of the Night of the Fed Bash
- Subway Seat Sacrifices: How to Prioritize?
- Still from “George Orwell’s 1984 (2008 Movie Adaptation)”
- "Female Sexuality" - A Research Report by Brian Greenberg, 6th Grade
- Ne-Yo Colonialism: A Foray into the Celebrity Psyche
- Crisis Hits Campus, Students Respond in Reasoned and Rational Manner, Fair and Balanced Dialogue Follows
- Three Millennia Later: Yo' Mama Jokes Still Fresh!
- THEY WATCH
- The Staff of 23.5
Three Millennia Later: Yo' Mama Jokes Still Fresh!
Adam Weiler
Famous Figures from History give their version of a "your mama" joke.
William Shakespeare
All the world's stage, and your mama's fat ass just broke it.
Eleanor Roosevelt
Your mama makes me look hot.
Marx
Your mama's the whore of the masses.
Moses
Your mama made my bush burn.
Plato
Your mama is so dumb she wants to go back to the cave.
Caligula
Your mama's so dumb my horse would make a better consul.
Hegel
Your mama is the synthesis of stupid and ugly
Hobbes
Your mama is nasty, brutish and short.
Nietzsche
Your Mama is dead.
Julius Caesar
Your mama got fucked by Brutus, too.
Bill Clinton
Your mama's so fat, but I'll fuck her anyway.
Mahmoud Ahmadinejad
In our country, we don't have your mama. I do not know who told you that we have this thing.
Helen Keller
Before I met your mama I was just deaf.
John Wilkes Booth
Sic semper your mama!
Niccolo Macchiavelli
It's better to be feared than loved by your mama.
Oedipus
Your mama's so hot, I wish she were my mama.
[Yeah, we printed a list of "yo' mama" jokes, and you know what? You just read it. Deal with it. That's what she said, in bed, last night, to your mom... ladies. -Ed.]