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In This Issue

• Go Green: All the Cool Kids Do It
• At CU, You Are Where You Live
• Letter from the Feditor
• Portrait of a Columbia Hipster
• A Sneak Peek at Barnardʼs New Vag
• Facebook News Feed Charts Relationshipʼs Ups, Downs, Wrongs
• The Hierarchy of Columbia
• THE FED’s Primer on Columbia-Speak
• SEXILED! -- The Board Game
• Magna Carta Libertatum
• Point-Counterpoint: My Roommate Keeps Having Sex in Our Room While I’m There
• Dear Freshmen: How Right You Are!
• Your handy-dandy guide to Morningside Heights!
• Handy Dandy ID
• From the Desk of NSOP
• A Public Service Announcement
• The Fed Exclusive: Butler Library Gives Interview for the First Time in 74 Years
• THEY Watch
• The Staff

Matt Holden

The only known portrait of our illustrious founding editor.

Editor-in-Chief: Sam Reisman
Publisher: Sophie Litschwartz
Managing Editor: Adam Valen Levinson
Head Submissions Editor: Alex Aaronson
Head Writer: Michael Grinspan

Webmaster: Arnold Park
Graphics Editor: Sarah Levin
Publicity Editor: Rachel Katz

Submissions Editors:
Henry Mortensen
Max Shutran

Contributors:
Carter Adams
Addison Anderson
Michael Bredin
Matt Holden
Sam Jenning
Ria Mar-Fan
Grace Laidlaw
Kate Sullivan
Rob Trump
Greg Tulchin
Andres Vedova
Adam Weiler

© 2008 The Fed. Submissions, comments, and the occassional pressing concern are welcome at thefed@columbia.edu, where they will not be pulped. The Fed accepts unsolicited submissions and sexual favors. We reserve the right to edit both for clarity and length. The views expressed herein do not necessarily reflect those of Columbia University. The actual views of The Fed are as follows: 1. That's what she said. 2. Honestly, now, is there anything "she" didn't say? 3. Yes. 4. Hm? 5. She never said "yes." 6. Consent is sexy.

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