First Meeting of Fall 2008!
Sunday, September 7th at 9 PM
Lerner 5th Floor- Broadway side (near the elevators)
All are welcome.
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About Us
We have a long and storied history. Learn more about us...
In This Issue
- The Many Temptations of Jesus Christ, CC 20 AD
- Slackers Take a Stand on Work
- Letters to the FEDitor
- From the Archives: Volume 14, Number 1 - February 1999
- David Foster Wallace, 46, Found Dead in Apartment
- Found: Lost Diary of a Sensitive Frat Boy
- ‘Roo 08: The Fed Reports
- Last Nightʼs Study Break on Hartley 5
- Confessions from a Member of God’s Flock
- The McCain/Obama Liveblog From Hell
- The Rime of a SEAS student
- Bra Burning is sooo passé
- Stephan Vincenzo: The Man, The Legend
- Orientation Activities: The Horror, The Horror
- Straight from the White Board of my NSOP Hookup
- The start of a new year...
- And now, two freshmen getting it on.
- Columbia Court
- Secret Oval Office Tapes Exposed! George W. Bush: “Fuck the Economy. And Fuck You.”
- THE FED Presents: A Political Cartoon
- A Public Service Announcement
- THE FED has this to say
- The Staff of 24.1
- THEY Watch
THE FED has this to say
Hi. We're The Fed. We've been playing the angles at Columbia since the Reagan years. In our first issue, we ran a hard-hitting, in-depth investigative piece about library fees. In this issue, we have a cartoon of Jesus smoking a blunt on the front page. How far we've come.
Join The Fed. Join, dammit.
Write for us. Or draw. Or do some publicity, copy editing, web design-fuck it, just bring us cookies and beer and you too can be a "Managing Editor."
Abandon your principles. Offend someone...badly.
We are not that paper that swallows your time and sucks your life dry of joy and frivolity. In case you haven't noticed, we're not exactly doing this shit ‘cause it looks good on our resumes.
Come to our meetings. Bring food, gasoline, and women. We haven't left the office all weekend, and resources are running dry.
That's nice that you have experience. Good looking? Why didn't you say so? Dig necro? That's cool, we welcome all viewpoints. And if you think that Spec is going to print those cartoons of yours, then you need a clue, friend.
Meetings Every Sunday 9 PM
Our Office: Lerner 5, Broadway Side in Student Club Resources.