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In This Issue

• The Many Temptations of Jesus Christ, CC 20 AD
• Slackers Take a Stand on Work
• Letters to the FEDitor
• From the Archives: Volume 14, Number 1 - February 1999
• David Foster Wallace, 46, Found Dead in Apartment
• Found: Lost Diary of a Sensitive Frat Boy
• ‘Roo 08: The Fed Reports
• Last Nightʼs Study Break on Hartley 5
• Confessions from a Member of God’s Flock
• The McCain/Obama Liveblog From Hell
• The Rime of a SEAS student
• Bra Burning is sooo passé
• Stephan Vincenzo: The Man, The Legend
• Orientation Activities: The Horror, The Horror
• Straight from the White Board of my NSOP Hookup
• The start of a new year...
• And now, two freshmen getting it on.
• Columbia Court
• Secret Oval Office Tapes Exposed! George W. Bush: “Fuck the Economy. And Fuck You.”
• THE FED Presents: A Political Cartoon
• A Public Service Announcement
• THE FED has this to say
• The Staff of 24.1
• THEY Watch

Notable Headlines: "My Mother Says to Get a Job, But I'm Scared," "ARRRRRRHHHGGG!!!!!!! The Federalist Movie Reviewer is back with more dignity-saving tips."

Memorable Quote: "We call it a war. After all, we couldn't exactly call it the Gulf Slaughter. Sure, someone could have sold a whole lot of ‘Gulf Slaughter ‘92' T-shirts. The international community might have been a little miffed, though. In 1992, no one of importance actually believed that the conflict was about anything but oil. But ‘Oil Massacre' doesn't exactly make you jump out of your chair and tie a yellow ribbon ‘round that old oak tree, now does it?"

Blast from the Past: "We accept unsolicited submissions on Mac-compatible disks in Box 125 Lions Court."