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In This Issue

• The Many Temptations of Jesus Christ, CC 20 AD
• Slackers Take a Stand on Work
• Letters to the FEDitor
• From the Archives: Volume 14, Number 1 - February 1999
• David Foster Wallace, 46, Found Dead in Apartment
• Found: Lost Diary of a Sensitive Frat Boy
• ‘Roo 08: The Fed Reports
• Last Nightʼs Study Break on Hartley 5
• Confessions from a Member of God’s Flock
• The McCain/Obama Liveblog From Hell
• The Rime of a SEAS student
• Bra Burning is sooo passé
• Stephan Vincenzo: The Man, The Legend
• Orientation Activities: The Horror, The Horror
• Straight from the White Board of my NSOP Hookup
• The start of a new year...
• And now, two freshmen getting it on.
• Columbia Court
• Secret Oval Office Tapes Exposed! George W. Bush: “Fuck the Economy. And Fuck You.”
• THE FED Presents: A Political Cartoon
• A Public Service Announcement
• THE FED has this to say
• The Staff of 24.1
• THEY Watch

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Ean [sic] ******

Dear Sir,

We at the Fed are terribly sorry to hear of your plight. Unfortunately, we are only seeking man on man at the current time.

With Kind Regards,

The Editors

I happened upon your picture of a cartoon character urinating on The Alamo chapel [21.4 "Things Around the World on Which to Pee"]. A logical, informative and mature response to such an insult would, most likely, be a waste of my time. It's doubtful that anyone there would understand it. I can, however, warn you not to ever try this yourself. You would find the result to be extremely unpleasant.

Frank******

Nederland, Texas

Frank,

You are so right. Thank you for not writing anything remotely "logical, informative, [or] mature." We much prefer to read glib, hypersensitive, self-righteous drivel from folks who have nothing better to do than "happen" upon some old shit on our website.

Love,

The Editors