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In This Issue
- The Many Temptations of Jesus Christ, CC 20 AD
- Slackers Take a Stand on Work
- Letters to the FEDitor
- From the Archives: Volume 14, Number 1 - February 1999
- David Foster Wallace, 46, Found Dead in Apartment
- Found: Lost Diary of a Sensitive Frat Boy
- ‘Roo 08: The Fed Reports
- Last Nightʼs Study Break on Hartley 5
- Confessions from a Member of God’s Flock
- The McCain/Obama Liveblog From Hell
- The Rime of a SEAS student
- Bra Burning is sooo passé
- Stephan Vincenzo: The Man, The Legend
- Orientation Activities: The Horror, The Horror
- Straight from the White Board of my NSOP Hookup
- The start of a new year...
- And now, two freshmen getting it on.
- Columbia Court
- Secret Oval Office Tapes Exposed! George W. Bush: “Fuck the Economy. And Fuck You.”
- THE FED Presents: A Political Cartoon
- A Public Service Announcement
- THE FED has this to say
- The Staff of 24.1
- THEY Watch
THEY Watch
In brightest day, in blackest night,
No evil shall escape my sight
THEY can not hide in dead of natch,
Beware the steady gaze of THEY WATCH!
I: We briefly interrupt your previously scheduled humor programming to bring you this angry rant: What the hell happened? I have tens of thousands of dollars of student debt. I have no future job prospects to pay said debt because it turns out that in an economy this bad just having a Columbia degree with no useful skills isn't enough. The government just took out a loan for more money than I can possibly comprehend, which may or may not avert total economic disaster. That's it. No punchline, except to say we are all screwed. Our future prospects = THEY!
II: "Senator Obama, Columbia University, your Alma Mater, invited Ahmadinejad to speak, but doesn't allow ROTC on campus. What are your thoughts on this?" People of good faith can disagree about whether ROTC should be allowed on campus, but this argument is complete nonsense. As far as I know Ahmadinejad isn't allowed to recruit on campus. By that same token if some Columbia group wanted to bring a representative from ROTC to speak on campus they could. Not sure they'd get a Jumbotron, though. Those who make specious arguments about ROTC = THEY!