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In This Issue
- Election 2032: In which intrepid itinerant Benway Wharfinger reports his Chronicle of a Most Vacuous Contest
- Partying Hard with Lee Bollinger
- From the Archives: Volume 12, Number 3 — October 15, 1997
- Sarah Palin: The Next Elbridge Gerry?!
- Your Handy-Dandy Schematic for Bailout 2008
- TARGET(TM) Children's Music Festival Probably Enjoyed by Someone. Possibly by Children.
- OUR SCHOOL IS COLUMBIA; OUR LIEGE IS KALI-MA
- John Jay Food Exposed—through Science!
- A Very Sarah Palin Halloween Special
- Do-It-Yourself Particle Accelerator!
- 40s on 40 Through the Ages: A Thought Experiment
- White-Collar Hobos Gentrify Public Parks
- Costumes that Should Not be Sexy
- Non-Voters: The “Other” Demographics
- Playing in a Puddle of Predictions
- Where to Trick and how you'll be “Treated”
- There's No Place Like The GOP
- Partnership for a "Free Drugs!" America
- The Staff of 24.2
- THEY Watch
The Staff of 24.2
Editor-in-Chief:Sam Reisman
Publisher: Sophie Litschwartz
Head Submissions Editor: Alex Aaronson
Managing Editor: Adam Valen Levinson
Graphics/Layout Editor: Sarah Levin
Publicity/Layout Editor: Rachel Paige Katz
Webmaster: Arnold Park
Secretary: Carly Silver
Submissions Editors
Amital Isaac
Aarti Iyer
Henry Mortensen
Jeffrey Scharfstein
Max Shutran
Contributors
Rachel Abady
Rowan Buchanan
Stephen K. Chan
Malcolm Culleton
Ben Ehrlich
Michael Grinspan
Ben Henderson
Jochen Kang
Nina Pedrad
Amanda Phingbodhipakkiya
Lauren Zanedis
Sean Zhuraw
© 2008 The Fed. Submissions, comments, and the occassional pressing concern are welcome at thefed@columbia.edu, where they will not be pulped. The Fed accepts unsolicited submissions and sexual favors. We reserve the right to edit both for clarity and length. The views expressed herein do not necessarily reflect those of Columbia University. The actual views of The Fed are as follows:
1. If you’re old enough to vote, you’re old enough to trick-or-treat.
2. And be called to jury duty.
3. You should bring your candy to jury duty.
4. Seriously.