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In This Issue
- Christmas Gift to the World: Obama’s Dream Team Cabinet
- ‘Tis the Season for Booze and Folly
- Letter from the FEDitor
- From the Archives - Volume 15, Issue 2
- The Blue and White
- Problems That Only Hipsters Have
- A Special Holiday Message
- This Holiday Season, Eat Your Words with Roasted Chestnuts
- Recession Vacation!
- That Kid.
- The Pros and Cons of Being Chrewish
- Course Descriptions of Classes You Really Don’t Want to Take Next Semester
- The Top Five Ways To Get Laid on Campus
- THEY Watch
- The Staff of 24.4
Problems That Only Hipsters Have
Rachel Freeman
1. It's too windy to roll my cigarette.
2. My boyfriend and I can't both wear flannel to this party.
3. My boyfriend looks better in tight jeans than I do.
4. I want to go to five shows that are playing at the same time.
5. I can't decide whether to listen to Wolf Eyes, Wolf Parade, Aids Wolf, Wolf Mother, or We Are Wolves.
6. My haircut looks too professional.
7. We ran out of PBR.
8. My bicycle isn't vintage enough.
9. My car isn't a piece of shit.
10. I'm making too much money to act like I don't have money.
11. Polaroid film will be discontinued soon.
12. I'm sick and tired of waiting for garage sale season to arrive.